Starbucks-esperanza Leads to Insanity

It's like the beginning of a bad dinner theater sketch: "So an English Professor walks into a Starbucks and tries to order breakfast..." Haven't we all felt just a little insane ordering a tall/venti/grande/latte/half caf/extra shot/blah/blah/blah. I just love that it was the bagel that pushed her over the edge. 

It was just a matter of time