Welcome to The Snazzy Napper, also known as a clever way of making the burqa and/or being homeless and needing some way to comfortably sleep on a park bench in the middle of the day, a fashion statement. It's like the schizophrenic cousin of the Snuggie. And in case you were wondering, it comes in two sizes:
1) Dish Towel: Give your torso the any-time sleep it deserves.
2) Beach Blanket: For the more fashionably daring. Become invisible!
And if anyone tries to tell you you're insane, tell them they're insane for staying awake in the middle of the day.
The Snazzy Napper!!!
Is that for real? Wow. I put it in the same category as the fart-trapping blanket. Heard of that one?
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